10 Signs Your Wedding DJ is Horrible

 

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR DJ IS GOOD OR BAD

Denver Wedding DJs
Flea Market set-ups have GOT to go!

1) WIRES, WIRES, & MORE WIRES

Nothing gets me more wired than seeing a lots of wires. You should really NEVER see much of any wires, at all. This mess is an eyesore and lacks professionalism.

2) TALKING UP RECORDS

A mobile DJ is not a radio DJ. Too much talking, especially during dance time, slows the fun and kills the dance floor. Your audience does not need to hear the artist names and the title of the song they are about to hear.

3) “LOOK AT ME!”

Stealing the spotlight is wrong. While a wedding DJ is, in fact, booked to entertain, the newlyweds are not looking to pay for a four hour stand up comedy act, or someone trying to use their event as a commercial to further their business.

Top 10 Signs of a bad DJ
Shameless!

A DJ’s personality should be peppered in as a season, but not the main course. Some DJ’s really just like to hear the sound of their own voices, and chime in with way too much to say. They attempt to be funny and always try and get the last word in like Ron Burgundy. This steals the spotlight from the bride on her special day.

DJ’s also should NOT ADVERTISE DURING YOUR WEDDING!That means they should not have a massive banner or sign promoting their business during your wedding. Who wants a DJ commercial in half of their wedding pictures?  They are being paid to work for you, not to promote their business / name during your time.

At very most, a business card can be handed upon request, but further self promotion is cheesy and shameless.

4) DEAD AIR & NO BLEND

is absolutely terrible. A second or two of silence between songs is just enough to entirely kill the dance floor. Dead air gives the reluctant dancer an immediate reason to sit down. If the DJ is using a laptop but there is dead air between every song, they are probably not using a professional DJ program. Shame on them. (One way they try and hide this is to talk between EVERY song so they can cut the slow fade. See if you can catch this!)

5) MIXING IT UP

A DJ should never play the same type of music for extended periods of time. Lots of little “rock blocks” of many particular types of music / genres is the best way to keep diverse crowds happy as a whole. A good host wants everyone to have fun, not just a select few. Therefore, your DJ should put in a little something for everyone all through the night.

6) JUST A MUSTACHE

Just a mustache is bad. You can have one with a beard or a goatee, or even perhaps the exception: a Fu-Manchu Hulk Hogan-style mustache, if you really really think you can rock it. However, the Chuck Norris mustache by itself is a “no-no.”

Top 10 Signs of a Bad DJ

If your DJ has just a mustache, look out! No matter how bad-ass your DJ may profess to be, he is not Tom Selleck, he is not Burt Reynolds, and he certainly is NOT Chuck Norris.

7) TOO MUCH TO DRINK DJ

If your DJ goes right to the bar when he gets there, this is bad. I can see one or two maybe, but when your DJ is stripping on the bar like Coyote Ugly… please…

8) DELILAH SHOW PLAYLIST

Have you ever been to a wedding that is all old 80’s love ballad songs (like Richard Marx) even after dinner?  Too many old slow tunes is LAME!  Out of date, means out of touch with today. That means your general base of guests will be hearing music that they do not relate to.

9) “I KNOW BEST”

If during a planning session, your ALBANY NY DJ or any DJ in the world gives the impression that he doesn’t take requests well or even at all, run far away. Some DJ’s think they have created the all-purpose, one-size-fits-all golden playlist, and their agenda is to force it on you. While your DJ’s expertise can really help in the creation of a playlist, they NEED TO BE FLEXIBLE. It is your night, and you are paying them to play music that you want to hear.

Top 10 Signs of a Bad DJ

10) THE CHICKEN DANCE

Maybe 30 years ago you could say, “this is my jam,” but not today.

With all the modern activity / line dances that are out now, there is no reason to ever play this horrible track at a wedding, unless there are like 30 preschool or grade school kids in attendance.

If the bride & groom absolutely love this dance and have requested the DJ to play it, that is one thing. But when the DJ defaults on this song on his own accord, and follows it up with “Celebrate,” and “We Are Family,” then ends the night with “Last Dance,”  your DJ is officially an OLD FART…
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